Some days the best thing about this job is that my chair spins
At job interview, its important to look the interviewer right in his beady little pic face. Also, be polite.
If you mean flipping people off, then yes, I know Power Point
It's time to do some stuff around the house. Sit around it, walk around it... lie around it...
I find it helps to organize my chores into categories: Things I wont do now, Things I wont do later, Things I'll never do