I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
One psychiatrist meets another on the street.
He says, "You're fine, how am I?".
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. ~ Unknown
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do ~ Unknown
A word to the wise isn't necessary, It's the stupid ones that need the advise. ~ Bill Cosby
Behind every great man is a woman, rolling her eyes. ~ Jim Carey
As a child my menu consisted of two choices, take it or leave it. ~ Buddy Hacket
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! ~ Unknown
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